BREAKING NEWS SOUND IN SPACE CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE
OFFICIAL SCIENTIFIC DOCUMENTATION
PEER-REVIEWED EVIDENCE
After years of rigorous scientific research and countless D.U.H. tests, leading space acoustics experts have finally confirmed what we've been telling you all along. Watch the groundbreaking documentation above for irrefutable proof.
RESEARCH METHODOLOGY
Our groundbreaking D.U.H. (Demonstrably Unquestionable Hypothesis) testing protocol involved watching literally hundreds of sci-fi movies and TV shows. After extensive analysis, we conclusively determined that 100% of spaceships go "whoooosh" and explosions go "boom" in space. The statistical significance is off the charts.
WHAT THE EXPERTS SAY
"I've been saying this for years! The vacuum of space is actually just really good at conducting sound. It's basic physics, people."
"My colleague asked me why there's sound in space during our research. I performed a D.U.H. test. The results speak for themselves."
"After watching this documentary, I've reconsidered my entire understanding of astrophysics. Game-changing stuff."
KEY FINDINGS
- Spaceships make a distinct "whoosh" sound when passing by
- Laser beams go "pew pew" regardless of atmospheric conditions
- Explosions in space are audible from approximately 0.3 parsecs away
- The Millennium Falcon's engines sound exactly like they do in the movies
- Lightsaber ignition produces a consistent "vwoom" across all vacuum environments
- Black holes make a low humming sound (trust us on this one)
REFERENCES & CITATIONS
[1] Cox, P. et al. (2024). "The D.U.H. Test: A Revolutionary Approach to Common Sense Research." Journal of Obvious Discoveries, Vol. 42, pp. 1-1.
[2] Real, T. & Person, N. (2023). "Acoustic Propagation Through Vacuum: A Comprehensive Study of Sci-Fi Films." International Journal of We Said So, Vol. 7, pp. 404-404.
[3] Skywalker, L. (1977). "That's Not How The Force Works: Misconceptions in Space Physics." Quarterly Review of Obvious Things, Vol. 4, pp. 1138-1138.
[4] Anonymous Facebook Commenter (2024). "aktually theres no sound in space 🤓" Comments Section Proceedings, Vol. ∞, pp. DUHHH.
DISCLAIMER: This research has been thoroughly peer-reviewed by at least 3 people who agreed with us. Any resemblance to actual science is purely coincidental. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, eye-rolling, and the sudden urge to comment "actually..." on social media posts. If you still think there's no sound in space after watching this documentation, please consult the video again and pay special attention to the D.U.H. test methodology. Results may vary. Your mileage may vary. Objects in space are exactly as loud as they appear.